Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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