I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
one might say we're banned from that church
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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