its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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