She announced her abortion via fbk
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
