She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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