I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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