She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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