Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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