ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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