don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
people are starting to question the shark bite story
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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