WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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