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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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