i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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