WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
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We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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