Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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