I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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