Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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