Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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