i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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