Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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