Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I just found puke in my bra..
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
my nose is crying tears of wow.