Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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