I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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