The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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