How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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