You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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