tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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