do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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