I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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