Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
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We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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