ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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