he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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