Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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