why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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