Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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