Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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