Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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