Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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