I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Randomize
