The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
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Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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