What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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