nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
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Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
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Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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