Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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