Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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