I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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