i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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