We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
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Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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