Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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