I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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