Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
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Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
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