On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
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The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Found the puke drawer
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
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We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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