was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I am never drinking with the goths again.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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