I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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