your room smells of hookers.
And success
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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