Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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