We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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