Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
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Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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