why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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